One morning we kids woke to find a turd on the bathroom floor. Assuming it was one of our parents, both of whom were enthusiastic drinkers, we went to confront them. Only when they swore blind it wasn’t them did we realise that it was the dog that had been caught short and had the good manners to use the bathroom.
Oh my... I think if the first thought is "one of the parents" they must have been very enthusiastic drinkers indeed!
A bit like the scene from "Meet the Parents" with the cat using the toilet ;D
My father already had form. More than once he fell asleep on the toilet, toppled off, and ended up wedged against the door so nobody could get into the bathroom until he finally resurfaced the next morning
My parents didn't drink - but they caused their own brand of messed up issues. Stronger for it?
Well I've never had a drop of alcohol, so I'm better for that!
I know some who went the other way, so you are doing well!
relevant username? xD
Probably!:) It was my childhood nickname but once a weirdo, always I weirdo I suppose.