Well, what you don't know it's that I'm an alien too, sent here by my leader to review and evaluate earthlings and then report back. I've had enough and want to end my assignment but my leader says I have to stay ang gather more intel before I return to my home planet. So, I'm stuck here for now.
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How revolting !
Reviewing and evaluating earthlings? I would have thought you could have summed that up in about 10 minutes and already been back there recommending that they blow up this place!
That made me laugh to type that. ankank ankank ankank......
Lol...well in truth I did that, took me nine minutes...but my spacecraft blew a gasket on entry and I'm waiting on parts...so can't return yet. So, I'm stuck here for the moment...unless I can borrow your space ship?
You've heard of Roswell? Well... .that was me. I don't look like they say though. Been here a long time, not much left of the ship but garbage when I got out and most of that is spread out all over America as souvenirs ! Damn earthlings !
Haha, well no problem at all, your secret is totally safe with me, I won't tell a soul!
Thank you. I trust your word on it.
After our conversation I did toy with the idea of what I'd recommend if it were me and I decided this would make a good prison planet, since there is no really intelligent life forms here. I mean, look at the level they are on as space ships go. Not a thing that will do more than play ring-around-the-rosie with earth and that tin can space station?!.... there isn't anything at all worth hijacking.
sigh