Yep, I think I'd get a fuck load of shit comments...most of which I'd vote of course...downvote.
As for the commenting on this post, it's what I expected, the usual suspects commenting well and a few others. You see, this post was the experiment - I'd never simply upvote every top level comments with $1, I respect passion, personality and effort more than that, and I'm disinclined to reward a lack of effort.
Yes, of course. I can't resist a good satire and your post was an excellent one 😀
Lol...glad you saw it for what it was.