but I've heard they send dramatic text messages to your app saying they're stuck at the edge of a cliff
And that didn't make you instantly want to get one?! If I could, I'd get one just for the cryptic texts :))
Okay, went back to read the rest of it. I love you. How do you always write these brilliant things? I feel just the same - I was looking at fridges the other day, I've got an old one that's changed house more times than I have. Kept finding smart fridges and going 'well what the fuck does it do other than keep my food from spoiling'.
Too much automation is bad for you. I think the stick ones are supposed to be less demanding to use or some such. The little round robots seem like a hassle to me, we had them at my other yoga studio, when I did reception there, and they always got stuck, confused, tipped shit over, or just got wonky.
What's wrong with the vacuum as we know it?
Never cleaned inside drawers (but that picture is brilliant, it's just the thing that's worth preserving, in my opinion), though i do vacuum the deposit space under the bed about once a year and feel extremely fancy about it, with the mattress hovering menacingly and the space being all empty for a change xD
Just a genius. Can't help it.
Ice ice baby - that's all we need! It doesn't need to give me a pedicure!
I think I identify as a robovac...
Omg but where do dust bunnies come from??? Do you do that in your peasant gear? Because that's a nice image to go to sleep to now... Raaawwwwr.
I read the other day about beds killing people. No shit. Those hinged ones you lift up for storage. A woman had one slam on her neck. Her husband found her. Trapped by the bed. I mean, what??? Apparently it happens!!!
Oh god, that is my worst nightmare. Well, not the worst worst, but top 5 for sure. I always keep one hand on it when I open it - no idea if that would help. Also try to position myself so that on the offchance it does fall, it would break something non-essential like an arm or a leg. I thought I was crazy!
For you, baby, I could. wink wink
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Please don't die of bed or the plague!!!!!
I make no promises :))) But I shall try.