How do you always write these brilliant things?
Just a genius. Can't help it.
'well what the fuck does it do other than keep my food from spoiling'.
Ice ice baby - that's all we need! It doesn't need to give me a pedicure!
they always got stuck, confused, tipped shit over, or just got wonky
I think I identify as a robovac...
though i do vacuum the deposit space under the bed about once a year and feel extremely fancy about it
Omg but where do dust bunnies come from??? Do you do that in your peasant gear? Because that's a nice image to go to sleep to now... Raaawwwwr.
I read the other day about beds killing people. No shit. Those hinged ones you lift up for storage. A woman had one slam on her neck. Her husband found her. Trapped by the bed. I mean, what??? Apparently it happens!!!
Oh god, that is my worst nightmare. Well, not the worst worst, but top 5 for sure. I always keep one hand on it when I open it - no idea if that would help. Also try to position myself so that on the offchance it does fall, it would break something non-essential like an arm or a leg. I thought I was crazy!
For you, baby, I could. wink wink
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Please don't die of bed or the plague!!!!!
I make no promises :))) But I shall try.