You might actually be on to something. Accidental adaptive self‑restraint, perhaps?
If so, Sundays just got a hell of a lot easier.
You might actually be on to something. Accidental adaptive self‑restraint, perhaps?
If so, Sundays just got a hell of a lot easier.
Probably a good time to start fumbling in my closet through my clothes to find my cleanest dirty shirt.
Is the shirt dirty because it hasn't been washed, or dirty because it says something inappropriate on it?
Laundry events pick up sometime around noon so until then, whatever works, works.
I don't own clothes with inappropriate writing. That's lame.
I did try to wear that one you gave me that said, "Taraz #1"
Wiped my ass with it because I had to go #2 and had run out of shit tickets.
This makes me sad. That was made to mop up #1 trickles. It was extra absorbent, 3-ply material.
What? Have you inspected your merchandise? My hand went straight through!
Do you have a return policy?
The design is made to increase the call to nature experience.
Are the tags still on?