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So global warming, broken printers, drive-thru windows, obesity, and now Cracker Jill are all Cracker Jack's fault? Poor Jack, pimple penis and all.

I'm surprised they kept the word "cracker," but I suppose using terms that are derogatory to white people are not on anyone's word hit list.

Me too, Jack's at the center of a lot of shit.

I think they meant cracker like saltine, not professional sports team owners. = }