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Indeed! It all came out long ago in Mandy's Curves. Did you know he was driven to tears when Agnus asked him for a shag? They streamed down his face like a raging river.

Its the name. No one should ever shag an Agnus. I think its a universal law!

Do you think 'Ermantrude' would have been more appropriate?

AAaargh, NAW!

Hi @meesterboom, here's a 23 year old boy who loves water sports who wants to wish you a happy start to the week, he was worried about you, he told me :)
A hug

Lol, fear not, I am alive. Cheers!