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And then TSA had to search my carry on because of the taco! 🤣😂🤣😂

Hehehe... 😂🤣
Did you have to assemble it in front of them?

It was already assembled and in a sandwich bag. She declared “oh that’s a chili peppper!” That was when she finally knew I wasn’t a security threat. 😂

!LOL

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.

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Excuse me ma’am, you might just have a very dangerous taco we need to inspect!

…best line ever! Bah ha ha ha ha

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