You are viewing a single comment's thread from:RE: Big DreamView the full contextjacobtothe (75)in Outdoors and more • 5 months ago Feeding a wild dumpster by hand? That's living dangerously, indeed! Be more cautious if you ever encounter a feral gazebo.
Yeah? I wouldn't even know what to feed a gazebo. A wedding party, maybe?
They lurk in parks and prey upon entire families. You think you found a spot for a nice picnic, and BAM! You don't eat lunch, you are lunch.
That sounds horrifying!!! Best to avoid parks. And probably the backyards of the upper middle class.
Just remember, the vicious gazebo can occasionally be mistaken for the gentle pergola, so bring a reputable field guide to North American outbuildings and shelters when traveling the wilds of suburbia.
Ugh, can't I just use Seek???
Do you trust an app when your life may be on the line?
Yes. Instinct was bred out of my family line three generations ago and I need technology to survive.