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Wait. That was one hell of a drive by. What happened? Tell us a story. 😄

Sadly, I don't have much of a story for you to slap your knee or waggle your finger to. Youtube kept fucking up my video upload for some reason. Finally got it to work and be normal 2 hours later. Gotta love Youtube always sucking the fattest of ass in any and all ways.

How can this literary gold be ignored?

You're right. I think this is probably the peak zenith of anything I've ever written out on Steem or Hive. I think you should probably be actually sending me $5 on paypal for every word shown here in fact.

Haha...$5 AUD converted to USD won't buy you much. Lol.

Alright, alright. You've made a fair point. Lets go with $30 AUD then in that case. Fair for everyone.

Lol, yes that'll work...Not I just need to wait for my government stimulus package so I can afford to do so...Or I could sell one of 1019 rolls of toilet paper on the black market and raise the funds.

Fun fact, I didn't qualify for that stimulus package the US sent out. So, I didn't get shit. Gotta love the silly loopholes we leave in legislation.

You could always start selling off pictures of your feet, man. It's 2020, e-boys will surely be the newest thing this year.

Oh that's a bummer...There isn't a stimulus package here at all in actual fact, only grants here and there for certain groups; The aged unemployed etc.

eboys...Yeah, who needs feet...Just a soy latte and a mobile phone.

Time to start uploading to LBRY, too. I've been talking to the devs, and they're interested in collaborating with the Hive mind.

I honestly think I'm going to give Story Fire a try when that is more open and in full operation.

Stop doing wrong. Your god will judge you and find you wanting.