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Lol, yes that'll work...Not I just need to wait for my government stimulus package so I can afford to do so...Or I could sell one of 1019 rolls of toilet paper on the black market and raise the funds.

Fun fact, I didn't qualify for that stimulus package the US sent out. So, I didn't get shit. Gotta love the silly loopholes we leave in legislation.

You could always start selling off pictures of your feet, man. It's 2020, e-boys will surely be the newest thing this year.

Oh that's a bummer...There isn't a stimulus package here at all in actual fact, only grants here and there for certain groups; The aged unemployed etc.

eboys...Yeah, who needs feet...Just a soy latte and a mobile phone.

I mean, I'd assume that's because you guys didn't end up with 16 million people suddenly unemployed all at once. Which is a good thing.

I was just really hoping I'd get a check because there's quite a few things I really need to buy but I'm a broke slut and can't afford it. Oh well, there's always next pandemic.

I saw that there's 22 million additional unemployed Stateside....We only have 26 million in the country here. we whinge and bitch, but in reality there's people far worse off than here...I heard this morning some Americans are finding it difficult to find, and secure, food. Crazy talk! It must be hard.

Australia is a little insulated from that although as we are largely dependant on China, land of awesome viruses for much of our stuff it's been a little crazy here too...Nothing like the States though.

I don't know what to say other than to keep pushing mate. Fight...That's really all the little people like you and I can do.

You know, and I say this with all honesty, I wish we rolled back 200 years to when life was less complicated and more focused close to home. I don't know if the world being a smaller place is altogether a good thing. I'm a survivor and have skills, 200 years ago they would have had more value...These days it's all about how well you can call UberEats and order at Maccas (MickeyD's) rather than if you can hunt, trap, grow food and be self-sufficient.

Off topic I know, but just some thoughts.

All the best mate, I hope it works out for you and all those other deserving people...Maybe the trillionaires will spare a thought for those who made them that way?

Maybe the trillionaires will spare a thought for those who made them that way?

I'm sure Jeff Bezo's is more likely to bukkake on my face than chip in and give me $20 to help cover the costs of food and bills.

It's fine here, I'm not that bad off or anything. The only thing I've noticed is that the stores are out of certain things fairly often, but we can still get 70 percent of our grocery orders without an issue at least. I'm just bitching because I was hoping for extra money to pay off a chunk of my debt and go buy a new jacket and then some silly stuff I've been wanting for months. It ain't a big deal.

For now, I'll just keep myself occupied and happy with giving people a slap on the ass and telling them good game as I walk by them in public.

Oh yeah, that cunt. I don't know why we put up with shit like that. 200 years ago we would have stuck him in the guillotine and taken his head along with his other fuckstick buddies. These days we buy his products, invite his fucking tech into our homes and think we're livin' large.

I'll just keep myself occupied and happy with giving people a slap on the ass and telling them good game as I walk by them in public.

Would it be forward of me to suggest I enjoy a virtual butt-slap and imagine it was administered by you? I could use the encouragement.

P.s. Must be a nice jacket, one like this child molester is wearing?

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