Yeah, no. Bezo's is a piece of shit through and through from everything I have heard. Sounds about right, I imagine 98 percent of millionaires and up are insipid cunts.
Hell yeah, I would be honored if you did that. Especially in front of your wife.
I mean, if I was gonna buy one of those then I should probably wear a Jared from Subway t-shirt while I'm at it. Perhaps with a set of gloves similar to the ones OJ wore back in the day.
Haha, the triumverate of assholes!
OJ, Jarad and Jackson!
P.s. Gonna administer ass-slap today...Faith will get off on it I reckon. (Me slapping my ass pretending its you I mean.) Lol.
Good shit, keep me updated on how that goes. Worst comes to worst and she decides she wants to divorce you, you can come live in my closet where the water boiler is. Nice and cozy in there. We could even get you a gimp suit and a bucket of G-fuel to survive on.
What a magnanimous gesture and one I will certainly take you up on should things transpire that way. Lol.