I tell you what Jamie's been good this time because I think he has ACTUALLY been ill and it's made him quiet... Which is lovely. He's all doe eyed at me and keeps telling me how beautiful I am, because he's so sick. Usually he sighs every fucking minute to let me know how sick he is when it's only man flu. Men are the worst at being sick. 🤪
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Christ, when I do that it is because I have progressed beyond man flu and genuinely believe I am dying!!!
Hahahahah I think it's because he has nothing to distract himself with, so finally notices that I exist, and obviously how stunningly beautiful I am and how lucky he is to have me - bring him cups of tea. Funny when I was dying of CoVID I had to make my own bloody soup and had to get by with the heater - when he's sick I still make soup AND the fire is lit - the same fire that we couldn't light because apparently we were running out of wood. You blokes are useless.