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Ow... My actual nuts started hurting as I read that. Unimaginable horror...

Yes, I don't suppose that would feel very good at all. It's amazing really, that blokes have evolved over the last 2 million years and we still have such a tender and vulnerable area. I would have thought we'd have some armour there by now, armadillo style.

Right?! It's annoyingly supple for a part of the body that gets used fairly often. On cut, and no babies for you. Remind that to Grouchy please, before his dreams of starting a family with Roxy are shattered before they even begin!

Lol, I'll let him know.