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Hahaha That would be not a very nice surprise for me :p

Hah not as bad as waking up with a giant wolf spider on your leg. One of these guys woke me up in Arizona when I was a kid. During winter they like to crawl under the blankets for warmth. Fortunately i was able to catch it without it biting me.
https://spiderid.com/spider/lycosidae/hogna/carolinensis/

OMG now that gave me shivers!

They only look scary. Only time they bite is if they think you are food. If they sense you are a big creature they typically run away.