Lol, I appreciated the writings on the pillow :D
Anyway, I see people from movies stealing Bibles from hotels, I usually take on the shampoos and soaps as they are usually very good smelling.
Never stole any blanket anyway and the perfume, well, I have once been in a hotel in Turin (Italy) that smelled too bad but there, it was something linked to mold and a good perfume would have simply covered it, not avoided the bad effects of mold.