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is that because sheep go to heaven and goats go to hell?

No, it's just more common to see goats. Sheep can charge a premium due to their rarity.

clearly you have no intentions of getting my goat

I'll get your goat later when I'm dead and in hell.

OH, ARE YOU GOING TO HELL?

always good to have goals

YES, PROBABLY.

If St. Peter lets me through those pearly gates, someone done fucked up at the executive level.