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believe it or not, the sheep cost more than the goats do

is that because sheep go to heaven and goats go to hell?

No, it's just more common to see goats. Sheep can charge a premium due to their rarity.

clearly you have no intentions of getting my goat

I'll get your goat later when I'm dead and in hell.

OH, ARE YOU GOING TO HELL?

always good to have goals

YES, PROBABLY.

If St. Peter lets me through those pearly gates, someone done fucked up at the executive level.

That's because no one does mountains like @brandt. Better step up your game.

is this stepping it up enough for you??
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It depends on how long it took you to find that particular gif, which took a lot less time than it would take if you'd baked it, then photographed it, then turned it into a gif.

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Listen, I don't need you or anybody else to make me feel like an ass. I'm perfectly capable of doing that myself, thankyouverymuch.

Thanks for asking, though. Raincheck?

😂 I so love your saucy slaps, far more exquiste than burito wraps.

Raincheck?

I checked. It's not raining. Raincheck back again on Monday. I think there's a rainsale then.

Most people think they love my slaps but really when it comes down to it they just love my sauce. I can give you the recipe if you want.

Is it rude to thread up someone else's post? I'd ask @brandt his opinion but at this point he's probably ignoring us as he's too busy packing for his big move to start his new life in hell.

It is like entirely like completely like so totally dependent on like what kind of sauce you're like touting about. Go ahead and like tell me. Like, eh, like.

Is it rude to thread up someone else's post?

Let's ask the poser, I mean poster, @brandt, are you finding this rude? Just temporarily park your hell packing, you won't need much in the 9th level of hell, only a supersmart bodyjacket that warms your, um, places that need warming.

I don't think it's rude. You know what's really rude, though? Talking with your mouth full of food. That's just bad manners is what that is. Nobody wants to watch that big bite of mashed potatoes clogging up your piehole while you're loudly interrupting someone else's conversation about economic inequalities to explain your racist justifications for imperialism and white supremacy as pertaining to the rise of the United States of America. Chew with your fucking mouth closed, and also just shut the fuck up. Happy Thanksgiving you bastard.