The only news I see is the old newspapers we use for packing parcels...blows my mind the utter crap they print.
Ok you will like this... life in nz...beards interfere with face masks...i think you can see where I'm going with this...
No, this is not satirical..
I wonder how long it takes to grow a beard?
well we can't have men going around looking all masculine and hairy can we.
certainly not!