RE: Market Shaming as Stakeholders Sell (and the Inverse Perspective)

Meh, reality is overrated. I like watching it do the crappie flop on the dock endlessly. It's been hours or rather years of entertainment. I mean, surely we can't let it back in the water, that'd be kind of fishy.

You know what, I have half the notion that Ned and Dan are Eris's bastard children, and she used them unbeknownst to them to guide little ole me and various others to the ultimate truth that goes well beyond the pale of the hodgepodge and into divine gridhopping. The Goddess, although she tends to be a bitch at times, truly works in mysterious ways. Rumor has it that every time Eris gives one of us a good mindfucking right in the head hole, the Goddess pops out another bastard child. And it's up to all her bastard children to create enough profound mischief so she can continue to spread her seed of illumination.

You might not need Eris in your life right now, but she needs you, @lucylin. You might be the prophesied Juan that brings forth the Juan. You don't know anyone by the name of Juan, do you? Or how about; The first letter of either their first or last name starts with J. Who am I kidding. You totally-prequalify. Juan or nojuan, come juan and come all. You're the next member of; You can take that heavy bag of fucks you've been carrying around all this time and check them right at the door. No shirt, no shoes, no problem. Welcome to the Hotel California! You can always feel free to check out, but we'll never let you cancel your account!