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Would you need to use a Thor Hammer to rearrange shit around?

Or do you reckon that with a smaller, funnier and more Average Joe one would suffice?

Are mixing up mythologies, like metaphors, now ?...bloody hell...this is taxing..

Yep, they are just the same fuckers with different nicknames in the Greek, Roman & Nordic mythology.

So, which hammer? A big and heavy Thor one or a smaller and funnier Average Joe one?

Considering the gladatorial arena that we find ourselves in, I'm going Zeus-y, not thor-y.
(who needs kinetics, when you have electricity - an' magic!)

¿Are you sure?

Odin vs Zeus