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Hey people, I've got to scream out a disclaimer here, if you're offended by religious/blasphemous jokes you probably should sit this one out (although I think jokes like these were made just for you 😂😂). Well, there, disclaimer done. Let's get right into it!
I've made so many religious/blasphemous jokes in my time, I've posted some long form ones here like: Why Heaven Can't be a Paradise
and Islam's Virgins in Heaven, etc, but the short form content I've been posting on Facebook and other social media that I roam, now I've decided to compile some of them for a longer post for Hive. More of these should come in the future. Enjoy!
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This fourth one is one of my all time favorites, but it needs a little explanation for non-Nigerians, 'abacha' is a Nigerian food and the women who sell it are fond of asking with the Igbo language 'would there be fish in it?' instead of asking 'should I put fish in it?' I wonder why, it's not like there is no way to express that in their language. Here goes:
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Damn ahah
I'm a sucker for dark humor and I sure had some laughs!
A joke for you: do you know the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
Tell me 😂
The picture only needs one nail to be hanged
Hahahahaha 🤣
Yo, fuck, that's a great one🤓
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Ass hole 😂😂
I loved this one the most 👇👇
Ah, I see you're a girl of culture, I love that.
Of course, everyone loves a good head, irrespective of gender 🤧🥺
Yeah, you're right, it's just the way you identified with it on this post, it shows you're a girl of culture. Many motherfuckers is out there that won't keep it gee like that😎✌️
Appallingly offensive. I literally tore my eyes out after reading. :0D
Oh, shit! That's the exact reaction I was aiming for, my God, I've made it!
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WHY ARE WE HERE? ))) WATCH THIS @nevies... https://www.bitchute.com/video/Eu5bTM8je0IC/
I've just watched it, @manorvillemike, what message are you trying to pass by sending it, please?
no message
Alright, man, I should add that the man in the video was talking balderdash, I see he has written books now based on those things, he was just trying to make money from these books; Christians are really moved by stories like these.
Are you a Christian?
research what Howard Storm has done with his life since 1985
I bet he's made a lot of money too, isn't it?🌚
Follow up video by Richie from Boston.... just something to think about. I mean no offence.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/INMwEIlGb81x/