Short Anecdote From My Dating Days

in Proof of Brain2 years ago

Back in the day, I used to date this girl. One day she was watching a video where a guy was proposing and it was making her blush and giggle. She now looked at me and told me that when I'd be proposing to her that I really should make it super cool, that she loves a big surprise proposal and stuff. Immediately, I replied saying that of course, she knows me, that I'm a creative gangsta ass motherfucker and she can count on me to put it down real good.

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She laughed. That was when I snapped back into consciousness, like hol up, what did I just say? Did I just give this girl the assurance that I plan on proposing to her one day?

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Holy Cow, can't believe you would say that..

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Easy now, man, that was back in the day when a brother's game was still below par.

If a girl was to tell me that now, with my mischievous smile I'll pull out my cigar, light it up and inhale; then I'll puff some smoke, "We'll see about that", I'll say. Puff another smoke. "We'll see".

Now we are talking. But one day a woman may dissolve your defenses and you well have a new name "papa" ...

But one day a woman may dissolve your defenses and you well have a new name "papa" ...

Wears mischievous smile. Lights cigar and puffs out smoke, We'll see about that @manorvillemike. Puffs out smoke again. We'll see.

Come on nevies you would make a great Dad in between puffs.

Hahahahaha, if the kid doesn't have asthma

Wow!! Your story brought me PTSD.
The horrors of keeping relationship alive and shit ...
I am going to have to take a break to recover.

Hahaha...this also proves that humans are stupid and say stupid shit when they high on something.

Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

I no longer do that, though, I no longer date, I've discovered monogamy is a fraud and not the way for humans to go at all. Since relationships give you trauma like this what have you done about it? Have you stopped dating too?

Yo, man, for your last paragraph who said the stupid shit? Me or the girl?

Have you stopped dating too?

Totally. And got married to a lovely lady. XD

Yo, man, for your last paragraph who said the stupid shit? Me or the girl?

Hahaha. No matter what bro. It is always the guy's fault. I think we are programmed to agree just avoid having the discussion again...
HAHAHA.

You write good bro.. :-D

Totally. And got married to a lovely lady.

Oh shit, congratulations, man😂😅

Hahahaha, yeah, always our fault, I accept.

You write good bro.. :-D

Thanks a lot, man😎

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Hahahahaha 😂😂

Braggadocio would be the death of us all.

_Neviestotle

did you propose to her?

Oh shit, this would have made a really great story if I proposed later, I would have felt like a spectacle telling our children and grandchildren this story the 1000th time as I drag my pot belly across the house fixing myself a drink or something😂😅😜.

Well, it never happened, the relationship went the way of the earthenware. We broke up after 2 years of dating.

perhaps best that it went the way it did you might not have been here talking to the community about what you said that faithful day where the seeds of degradation were sowed.

Probably, man, probably 🤔

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