My favorite oxymoron is
‘Happily Married’ ;)
You are posting some quite interesting contests here. Your username reminds me of a username i have used in many games ‘Kissmyaxe’ - and i found it matches with your straightforward and kinky tone.
Sad I don’t have a dad joke here. I will definitely look up to your other contests.
Best Wishes
Keep Hiving & Showering Love
awesome, just wanna have fun and don't like fakebook or instagram sooo, shrug
thanks for the awesome comment
have a good one