J says "That is an epic beard." I won't tell you what he said he would have to do to get a beard that thick XD
I'll take your word on not being a pretty face, I'm not great at working out what's supposed to be pretty. You look fine to me but that could be because I like what I can see of your personality enough to want to continue communicating XP
patience is all it takes. Seven years!
J says he could take 700 years and still not grow a beard like that XD