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Quaffing and laughing but never spaffing for that goes too far!

One should only spaff when spaffing is requested. Non-appropriate spaffing is the height of rudeness. So uncouth.

Truly it is an art form. One which has fallen by the wayside like so many things

There may be a spaff revival you know...If enough people spaff all over the place others may follow and ye olde days shall live again.

We may see a revival of the Gentleman Spaffers clubs!

Oh yes,not that would be splendid. The entry requirements are quite stiff though.

Aha! Oh yes indeed! In fact it is quite hard to push your way in!