Fuck, I thought the hat/coffee machine swap was a sure thing. Back to the old drawing board. I'll get that fucken hat one way or the other.
Here's my next attempt.
Swing down on a rope, grab that hat and swing to the other side of the canyon with your damned hat. What could go wrong?
It's a difficult thing to teach Andy, I guess going without/missing out is a good lesson though. Although, LL is a smart cookie as are you. I'm sure you'll get it done.
Did someone say cookie. Now I bloody want one.
It's lekker that I make you laugh. Job done.
I'm sure that that's a Marvin the Martian quote. Hahaha Acme anvils and pianos is what can go wrong - Whiley Coyote what a legend.
Who said cookie? Now I want one too. And cake.
Don't try and distract me with cake! I'm focused on the hat.
Lol, you really do have my hat in your sights to turn down cake AND cookies in one go.
I'll steal the hat then come back for the fucken cookies and cake whilst you're crying about losing the hat.
As if I'd leave it.
That's more like the G-Dog I know!!! For a second there I was wondering if you were feeling ok 🤣
Lol...I'm feeling shit.
No hat.
No cookies.
No cake.
I have a plan though.
Wheels up at 03:00.
HALO jump over the target.
Land, minigun anything that moves.
Climb rope (see demonstration video above) swing in, swipe hat.
Place hat on head, swing back whilst lost-hat lamentation ensues, steal cake and cookies.
Exfil and fuck off home.
Simple.