Nerver- ending ^tricky-bit

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I was forced to sign those papers,my heart was bleeding and my hands were shivering. What crime did I execute because of which my parents were offering me such punishment. My whole life was a lie as now it's being verified that I was adopted. I signed the papers and sacrificed my life. I was going to hell in "The Hostel".Did anyone think that I was getting married forcefully, as the same scenario happens when marriages happen in brown families. Girls cry at the time of their departure (only departure of the physical body as she remains connected,24/7 to her mom.) She is always In gossip business no matter in which home she is residing. So why she cries at that time because her family is doing her arranged marriage haha have you thought she wept because of separation from parents not at all. So now guns are turned toward the brown family .

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  • Things that are common in marriages ;

An Anti who is having detective eyes on each fresh face is not married if is married or not hehe. I have an odd attitude with them because they are more worried about me like why ?? Will you be responsible if I have beaten him with a rolling pin? Will you take him to hospital if love bites get intense? If you can't deal with all this then keep this marriage shit in your bags.

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  • The attractive guy who is having 30% attendance but he is scoring 100% in events. You will see him doing decorations just to attract girls and their moms.

  • The dance boy who is flowing in the air along with the steps on the floor. His main intention is to grab attention on Instagram. Having 10 k followers but zero percent sense of communication.He is an influencer in the online world but doesn't have manners to chat appropriately.

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  • The uncle who is making noise of his political thoughts according to him inflation is going to take the country toward default. But still his only son is going on an internship in Canada.

  • One Army man uncle who attends marriages with pride but faces criticism as his bloody General has sold the pride of the nation for his own filthy business.

  • A content creator girl who is hiding her face but still enjoying the marriage by creating unique videos until she is being caught by an anti Islamic women who ashmes her by saying that she should remain at home instead of enjoying . Their relgion is their orders sadly to be procaloming but its good to mind their own bussiness on such occasion because lord hasn't only appointed you for this .

  • The kids who are twinning with their parents yet devastating the looks and photos of their parents.

  • The photographer who is destroying your eating enjoyment haha you can't either stare at girls as they make videos of your good deeds.

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  • The bride is delighted yet she can't express it as she has been instructed that the makeup cake would crack because of a smile. She wants to dance but no one invites her. She wants to make the single people jealous but they are already staying at home to conceal the shame lol.

  • The groom who is getting sacrificed but still he is smiling hasn't died single. He has a chin up position like a giraffe. Later he is going to evolve into a coward cat because the Roar of Tigress will change him lol.

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  • The friends who are seeing him happy for the last time because he wouldn't be attending their night parties afterward .They will miss their cheerful buddy and his bad jokes.

  • And the career of the girl is saying a sad bye to her as she is no longer going to remain loyal with professionmmging are going to enter her life.

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I read this without even knowing what it is. I enjoyed every bit of it. From each bullet to another, I loved it.

Thanks for sharing.

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Hahaha, I must appreciate your reading and humor skills in this. Thankfully you were saved from the bullets.

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Thankfully you were saved from the bullets.

And I was glad it did😊

Your blog was very interesting.But i want to comment as joke on your third last Point in urdu "بلی شیربناتی ہے اور ٹھکانے بھی لگاتی ہے"

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Hahahahahahaha I was laughing at this, thanks for the appearance as I saw you first time here. And jawab janab main lajwab hoon !LOL

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Betray'all!

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Whatta nice description of Pakistani marriages and Rishta aunties😂. Don't forget those annoying kids running here and there and their satisfying crash landings, sorry if that sounds cruel.

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Haha, when they are intervening in the dance as they want to calm down 🤣 hehe additionally that video call individuals who are shouting to tell about fun🤣

Exactly, and the list goes on😀

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