LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 10/6/2023

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for the Week of 10/6/2023

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner will be counted.

Contest ends 10-13-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner during the contest using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[amaari]

Thank you so much!
!LUV ❤️
!LOLZ 🤣
!PIZZA 🍕

[luvshares]

@lolz.burner, @amaari_(2/10) sent LUV. | connect | community | HiveWiki | NFT | <>< daily

Join in Hive General chat | Type ! help (no space) to get help on Hive. Info

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/4)
Have you tried the !gif !lolz !meme combo? It is a wall of fun!

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[meme.bot]

Credit: arthursiq5
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[captaincryptic]

!lolz
!hiqvote

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of captaincryptic

(2/10)
Have you tried the !gif !lolz !meme combo? It is a wall of fun!

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[meme.bot]

Credit: gymnasticsqueen
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[pepetoken]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
Rumor has it The LOLZ Project runs on !PIZZA

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[servelle]

!LOLZ
!PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[arpuch]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[cryptomeme]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[hiq.smartbot]

@captaincryptic, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (1/2) and will start the voting trail.

In addition, @lolz.burner gets !PIZZA from @hiq.redaktion.

_{For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our Discord. And don't forget to vote HiQs fucking Witness! 😻}

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You received more than 10 HP as payout for your posts, comments and curation. Your next payout target is 50 HP. The unit is Hive Power equivalent because post and comment rewards can be split into HP and HBD

_{You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP}

To support your work, I also upvoted your post!

Check out our last posts:

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[arpuch]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[thehockeyfan-at]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of thehockeyfan-at

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[eolianpariah2]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of eolianpariah2

(2/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[dewabrata]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of dewabrata

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[nomaddreamer]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pepetoken]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
lolzbot tipped pepetoken
@amaari_(1/15) tipped @lolz.burner

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Thanks for supporting The LOLZ Project. We !LUV our users!

[luvshares]

@amaari, @lolzbot_(1/1) sent LUV. | connect | community | HiveWiki | NFT | <>< daily

Join in Hive General chat | Type ! help (no space) to get help on Hive. Info

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[hivecurious]

!PGM 👍

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

_{remaining commands 2}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[hivecurious]

Forgot the !LOLZ 😂

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[cursephantom]

gap 2 numbers !LOL
Well, my luck is too good today. Lucky on one thing means unlucky for the others.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why can't you trust an atom?
Beause they make up everything.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(7/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[johnripper]

!LOLZ

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/2)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[lolz.pimp]

lolztoken.com

YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

[thepimpdistrict]

^{You must be killin' it out here!
@lolz.pimp just slapped you with 20.000 PIMP, @iceledy.
You earned 20.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 4/4 possible people today.}

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^{Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District}

[iceledy]

Thank you very muth!

[eolianpariah2]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of eolianpariah2

(3/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[serhotest]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of serhotest

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[meme.bot]

Credit: arthursiq5
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to run an origami company.
But it folded.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/1)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/1)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[lolz.haven]

!hh

[hhbot]

🚀 Henthusiast Tip Incoming! 🚀
5.0 $HH sent to:
@lolzbot and @lolz.haven
@lolz.haven has used 1 of 5 tips today.

[daddydog]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of daddydog

(2/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[ironshield]

Horray!

[phanty]

!LOLZ