🤣 New Jokes, Meme of the Day, Mining Update, Holidays, and LOLZ Free For All 🤣

lolztoken (60)in LOLZ's Fun House • 4 years ago

We at the LOLZ Project are about to shut things down (developmental wise at least) for the holidays and wanted to give one last update.

New Jokes till New Years

We plan to move to an LOLZ community generated joke list in the new year, so we decided to just do one big mix of all the jokes we had gotten from Reddit's API and let that run until the new year. When we get back we will move to the collection of jokes from the LOLZ community. There is still time to help contribute to the collection and earn some $LOLZ at the same time in our Weekly Joke Challenge.

Mining Update

Our mining rate has dropped a bit the last few days, down to the 250 per day range. But we still expect to exceed the 8000+ LOLZ mined level in the coming days, and that would trigger our final holdings doubling.

But in the spirt of the holidays (and because we don't want to work during them) we will hold off on the final holdings doubling until the 2nd week of January.

Happy Holidays From Us to You

While the LOLZ team is taking a well deserved (if you ask us) break for the Holidays we plan to come back and hit it hard for the new year. See you all in the New Year!

LOLZ Free For All

Drop a comment (while this post is active) and let us hit you with an LOLZ! We may be slow hitting you up (you heard we are going on Holiday right?) but we will get to you. See you all in the New Year!

About LOLZ Project

LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote.
Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.

#meme #cent #leofiance #proofofbrain #ctp #broadhive #neoxian

4 years ago in LOLZ's Fun House by lolztoken (60)

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dragon-ti (70) 4 years ago

Wo’s? 😜
!LOLZ

lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @dragon-ti
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

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dragon-ti (70) 4 years ago

!LOLZ

lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

!LOLZ to you too!

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.
@dragon-ti, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @dragon-ti
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

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dragon-ti (70) 4 years ago

That’s great
!LOLZ

lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

If you’re feeling paranoid...
You’re not alone.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @dragon-ti
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Thanks! !LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

How does a tiger find his favorite song on Apple Music?
He uses their algrrrythm
@dragon-ti, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)

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bitpizza (61) 4 years ago

My favourite thing to say on New Year's Day is that I can remember last year like it was yesterday.
Happy Holidays!

lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Great joke, we may have to have that be our joke for New Years Eve! !LOLZ

lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.
@bitpizza, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)

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mimismartypants (68) 4 years ago

happy holidays dude! !PIZZA !LOLZ

lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @mimismartypants
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Happy Holidays lady! !LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.
@mimismartypants, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)

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memehive (58) 4 years ago (edited)

Merry Christmas and happy holidays! Enjoy your well deserved break and happy 2022.

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doziekash (60) 4 years ago

I have been loving the !LOLZ initiative ever since out joined hive. Hit us as hard as you can next year.

Happy Holidays!

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @doziekash
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Thanks for the kind words. !LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.
@doziekash, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

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boboman (58) 4 years ago

Happy Holidays and thanks for the great !LOLZ initiative.

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @boboman
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Thanks! !LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
@boboman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

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emeka4 (72) 4 years ago

!LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.
@emeka4, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

!LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
@emeka4, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

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alekst7 (57) 4 years ago

Thank you for your work) Have a good holiday and new funny ideas)
!LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @alekst7
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Thanks! !LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar
@alekst7, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

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johndieo (65) 4 years ago

!LUV
!BEER
!LOL

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luvshares (58) 4 years ago

@johndieo, sorry! You need more $LUV to use this command.

The minimum requirement is 10.0 LUV LUV in your liquid wallet.

More LUV is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!
@johndieo you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 2 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!

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lozio71 (73) 4 years ago

Happy Holidays and thanks for the great !LOLZ initiative.

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lozio71
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

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fikif (60) 4 years ago

Q1.What are the advantages of whoever emits the tag: !Lolz
Q1a. What does he earn?
Q1b. Does he have any gains by storing (stake) !Lolz tokens?
Q1c. Does he receive a counterpart or like the system via the hives 50% of his offer?
Q2. What are the advantages of whoever receives the tag: !Lolz
Q3. Is there any difference in results or rewards if he uses the tags !Lol or or $Lol or !Lolz or $lolz?

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Oh, and !LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.
@fikif, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (14/10)

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

q1. Gaining good will with the person you tipped, and a chance to be visited by the LOLZ curation bots.
q1a. Nothing unless the curation bot upvotes them.
q1b. The more you hold, the more times you can call the bot. In the new year we are planning to start our LOLZ Finance, and by holding enough LOLZ they will be earning from a reward pool.
q1c. No.
Q2. They receive an LOLZ token that they can keep or sell.
Q3. No difference between !LOL or !lol or !LOLZ or !lolz. $LOLZ doesn't work... we just use that to refer to the token. And you can't mix cases, either all caps, or no caps.

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.
@fikif, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

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manuvert (71) 4 years ago

Thanks for the update and the freebies. I'm curious and kind of impatient to read all the new jokes from the community !lolz
Enjoy your vacations y'all! !LUV

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Thanks! !LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
@manuvert, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (17/10)

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luvshares (58) 4 years ago

@manuvert_(1/1) gave you

| wallet | market | tools | connect | <><

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @manuvert
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

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firstborn.pob (63) 4 years ago

Can never be late to a place like this,, trust am not missing out on the jokes already.

Trust I can still get one too

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Not too late! !LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.
@firstborn.pob, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (15/10)

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lordemmy (56) 4 years ago

It is holiday things and of all this lolz token is just too fun to be with

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Thanks! !LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.
@lordemmy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (16/10)

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theabsolute (65) 4 years ago

Thanks for spreading some humor. Happy holidays!

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

You are welcome, and Happy Holidays to you too! !LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.
@theabsolute, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (17/10)

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marshmellowman (59) 4 years ago

Sweet project glad you are doing this. enjoy the break. !PIZZA

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Thanks! !LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!
@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)

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pizzabot (59) 4 years ago (edited)

PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!

PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
steem82868 tipped lolztoken (x1)
@mimismartypants_(1/7) tipped @lolztoken (x1)
marshmellowman tipped lolztoken (x1)

_{Please vote for pizza.witness!}

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kenny-crane (72) 4 years ago

I've shared some of these great jokes with friends and they laughed quite a bit, as I did as well. Keep up the good work on this project and enjoy the end-of-year holidays!

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Awesome! That is our hope that we can bring a little happiness to this world. !LOLZ

lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato
@kenny-crane, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)

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belhaven14 (64) 4 years ago

Enjoy the holiday :)

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Thanks! !LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.
@belhaven14, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)

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lofone (68) 4 years ago

I really liked your project from the start guys! Thanks for the update and happy holidays to all of you!

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Thanks! !LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
@lofone, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (12/10)

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steem82868 (66) 4 years ago

Have a !PIZZA

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lolztoken (60) 4 years ago

Yum yum yum.... !LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) 4 years ago

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.
@steem82868, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (13/10)

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blitzzzz (76) 4 years ago

Just discovered this community when I got tipped with some LOLZ. Keep up the great work on your mission to bring a smile to the world out there 👍😄

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