¿Have you ever felt an itch so unbearable on your index finger for wanting to click on your mouse so quickly trying to upvote a majestically valuable post at 100% of your voting power that by not being able to upvote it as fast and strong as you wanted, it finally became into an insufferable & unacceptable rash for a lifetime?
"Not an A.I. MeMe"
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And that when you failed to upvote that post as fast, strong and generously as you wanted, you began to notice how that itch grew and grew until the point that, when it started to turn into an expanding rash and then when you scratched, your fingers began to bleed, spreading the lesion to your hands and then to the arms without being able to arrest it by the encroaching feeling of high regret and intolerable remorse for not have been as lightning fast as you wanted to earn those "curation" rewards before anyone else.
And that it was then when you visibly worried and really scared at the advance and expansion of such suddenly itchy rash. It was right at that moment that you decided to run out to visit an old friend who once studied medicine (although he later dropped out) only to consult him in an immense panic and haste to find quickly a trustworthy and credible explanation of what was going on in your fingers, hands and arms.
He, seeing you so scared and worried, he simply agreed to check quickly your arm (which at the time showcased such intolerable & expanding itching and rash) so that after a few seconds of looking at your arm, he calmly suggested you a simple solution that would dispel all your fears only if you were really willing to follow his savant and erudite instructions.
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And so you did. You quickly and diligently followed his erudite instructions to find out by yourself the harsh reality.
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