Well, my friends... Here's another marvelous post to grace the masses.
The day seems to be going well for me since I woke up. yet I do wonder if the day would have been even better should I never had wakened at all...???
Heaven is supposed to be a paradise and if you know you're eventually going to be let in through the pearly gates- like Me, why worry about waking up and finding yourself dead in the morning?
Did you know that "You're going to have to pay for your sins..." after you die? That is... in order to get into Heaven. It says so in the Holy book...
That's why it's a good idea to build up your Crypto-currency holdings, because it's going to be the only way to pay your way into paradise after you croak!!!
You better remember your keys though; just in case they don't have them on file up there in Eden...
God doesn't accept money... only the Devil does. Ole Satan grants you little breaks from the fire, if you've paid him enough up front. He takes gold and silver too... but, you have to pay the price before you're dead, in order to get special treatment.
I'm planning to get a tattoo of my crypto keys somewhere on my body in case I can't remember them at Heaven's door... I just haven't figured out where I should have those tattoos inked into my flesh.
Maybe I'll shave my head and have them needled in up there? Then I can keep them safe from prying eyes when my hair grows back.
I don't know...???
Maybe I'm just worrying about things too much? After all... if you screw up enough in life (REALLY BADLY) I heard neither Heaven nor Hell wants you anyway... You have to re-live another life, getting a chance to not be such a major screwup.
Anywayzzzzzzzzz...
I hope this information helps some of you out that needs it...
Till next time; I'm outta here.
Stay well and keep smiling.
Ciao
@AngryMan
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Bad idea. Then you're gonna have to rely on someone reading your keys back to you and then, well, there goes the whole trustless third party thing.
Probably better off tattooing them on someone else's head.
Glad I could help
THANK YOU @dandays ... You've solved my dilemma. Good to have some smart friends around here😎
Not sure what I think of that smart being in italyics like that.
Smart Italics= 'Intelligente'... You should know that @dandays; you spent enough time in Italy😎
That'se so funyye.
But which cryptos does he accept?
GODCOIN!
Any crpytos are accepted; they're regarded as 'all the same' up above the clouds...😇
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Does skin pass the light at the end of the tunnel ?
Standing at the gate in your astral form desperately searching for your own head .
To pay ? .... God laughs at your plan's , best joke ever ,.. he will let you in ;-)
Answer is 'NO'... to ALL...😎
I should tat my keys on my upper leg so no one else could see it
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It'll be somewhat safe there if you have no sex life, I guess...??? Or odd sex life?😎
Lol
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Since I am not a believer of Heaven or Hell nor in reincarnation either, I guess we both are gonna be fine in spite of major screwups. Nonetheless, I liked your conclusion. :)
I'm not much concerned in what people believe or not... I'm mostly interested in their actions.
Thanks
I think someone said something about 'dust to dust'. Whatever they mean... 😎
Yes... someone wrote that and a lot have repeated it😎 I think it means that, when you sneeze, it's because part of a dead person just flew up your nose.
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