Slammin’ That Junk

in Alien Art Hive3 years ago

Slammin’ That Junk
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Look at me
Look at me
Look at me

Virtual dick sucking
Digital social mucking
Less than livestock
Now take stock
Count the cost
Are you lost?
In ego haze
Injecting craze.

Look at me
Look at me
Look at me

Soul-less eyes
Full of lies
Drowning in sleaze
All about base needs
Draw tight loop
Man your sloop!
Don’t tell me please
Sailing drugged seas.

Look at me
Look at me
Look at me

Need that feed
Rush hit indeed
No dose retard
Slam it hard
You will blindness
What loch ness?
Empty chatter noise
With temporary toys.

Look at me
Look at me
Look at me

Roller coaster round
Circle jerk found
Satisfying good fun
Until you meet stun
Play the right way
Or else you’ll pay.
Window watching
Show not stopping.

Look at me
Look at me
Look at me

Service to self
Delusional shelf
Finger hammer plastic
Click-a-click stick
Where’s your attention?
Focused self-smatteration
Trite brain bore
Now I snore.
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Abstract photos taken by Nine with a Pentax digital 35mm camera and 90mm Tamron macro lens with minimal editing. Poem created by Nine, inspired by life.
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Are those oosik pics? If so, sick oosik pics!

Hahaha! I never got around to buying an oosik to carve, so nope, no oosik there!

shhhhh... both photos are of the reflections large rounded vase, tipped on it's side, sitting on a grave under a spruce tree. Each photo was shot about 6 or so months apart. Totally different photos of the same subject, same position, shot at different times.

Thank you @brandt. Seems I managed to get "Dick" in a post, although, nowhere near as entertaining as your Dick dicking around.

large rounded vase, tipped on it's side, sitting on a grave under a spruce tree

That was going to be my next guess.

😂 I had to pre-empt your second guess.

p.s. I have the first Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I'm reading it now.

An outstanding series. I should go back and read them sometime…

Yeah, I'm not surprised. I expect to move through the series. Thanks for reminding me about this book, it had slipped off my radar.

Make it a habit to read every year like LOTR was for Christopher Lee 😜

!LOL

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.

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Uhhh lovely to see you're reading it! I just finished re-reading the first book for the third time !LOL
Maybe this time I will finally continue and read all 5 without stopping ahahah, love the sense of humour of the author, I do not know many people that would enjoy it (understand it) though, I myself sometimes I got to re read a line or page 2 3 times 😂😂😂

LOL, I finished it and I'm waiting for the next one in the series to become available. It was a good read. Had to pause and process some things in it that line up with other things I'm aware of. Funniest thing about the first book. So many people have told me it's a good read and I had a copy at once point that disappeared. I don't know why I didn't read it until recently, but now I must read them all. 😂😂😂

I myself sometimes I got to re read a line or page 2 3 times

That is it exactly. I'd say the author had knowledge about quite a few things. 😉

So many people have told me it's a good read and I had a copy at once point that disappeared.

Maybe someone stole it because they didn't want you to read it 😂

I don't know why I didn't read it until recently, but now I must read them all. 😂😂😂

Ahaha they're so good, fun and easy to read and yet so full of information that gets difficult to fully grasp and process, that's why I read that first book 3 times 😂

So much wonderful here.

Thank you @nonameslefttouse, I really appreciate hearing that. Thanks for your support!

Satisfying good fun - Until you meet stun

What's with stun that you do not satisfy good food anymore since you met him/it... 😎

It depends on which "stun" you meet or meat. If there's no meat, you don't want to meet. 😂

Thank you @mondoshawan, mon vrai frère! 💖


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It's always been the same
Forks and hostile takeover things
Forgotten like yesterday
Some things never change

Look at her!
Look at her!
Look at her!

Look at you!

Look at you!
Look at you!

Forking around
Being a clown
You oughta be
On radio see
You poet
Not know it.


Sings B Flat Minor in harmony

HAWT! Lit as fire!

What language is that?

Whose? Mine or @nineclaws? Lol.
Mine or Nine
I'm a poet
But don't know it.
It's still so lit that I need to quit.
Before I make another rhyme
It's coffee time.

😂 I'm liking it, keep rolling that rhyme!

You and @unklebonehead should start an anomymous rapper movement on the chain !LOL

LOL, I'd consider it but he's a heavy metal guy, not a rapper, unless he's holding out on me there.

Oh well you can do a mix of the two, I listen to so much crazy shit that you'd be scared by some of it ahhaha

There's this guys called Ghostemane that does a mix of rap metal and he's straight up fucked up in the brain so I love his shit 😂 he screams and yells like crazy sometimes 🤣

Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger

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😂 Thank you @unklebonehead, maybe I'll work myself up to performing that one this Saturday. 💖

Oh you HAVE to now!

Done! You're on! 😂

beautiful lines here.

Thank you @mesamm, glad you enjoyed!

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😂 Thank you @stayten!

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It wasn't an experiment. I boost content regularly. I didn't use your post for anything, I think it's worthy of a boost that's all. Your demeanor with me has been.. I'm not gonna think about it anymore.

Sooooooo.....

Ecency support to those who use their app relentlessly is mythical compared to many who do not use their services at all but wait, there's more.
Since releasing that promo a couple days ago my boosts have been getting denied.

Quoting what you've said above, I do not understand why you are saying this to me on my post. As I suggested, this should be directed to those who can address your concerns. Don't take it personally, this is the same thing I've said to several people prior to yourself.

My most recent was an attempt to boost yours

This part of your comment is the only part that is relevant to me. Again, still not sure what to say, so probably best that I say thanks for the thought of boosting my post. Does that make it better or are you still offended?

Love the rhymes! 😎

Do I understand them? Probably not all of them 🤣 !LOL

Virtual dick sucking

I see a lot of this around 🤣

Now I snore

Guess at times you gotta just give zero fucks and move on, ignore the stupid noise and focus on what's good! I have good days where I'm positive and working on myself looks easy, and then I get some days (like yesterday) where my inner unconscious monster just takes over my poor conscious self, I felt so fucking bad yesterday that he must feel ashamed because today it's completely gone to hide 😂😂😂 for fuck sake !LOL
Not really relevant to the post but you know me, in my head everything is all over the place 😆

I don't want to tell you what I see in the first picture 👀 !LOL

😂😂😂 Thanks @trippymane! Yes, moving on and ignoring the noise is a very effective approach. As I was told long ago by a friend, "don't reward bad behaviour"...something that's stuck in my mind.

I have good days where I'm positive and working on myself looks easy, and then I get some days (like yesterday) where my inner unconscious monster just takes over my poor conscious self, I felt so fucking bad yesterday that he must feel ashamed because today it's completely gone to hide 😂😂😂 for fuck sake !LOL

I'm dying here, LOLOL! That's how it goes, couldn't have described it better myself. The more you do this work, the more fearless you become and things stick less and less.

Not really relevant to the post but you know me, in my head everything is all over the place 😆

I always enjoy your comments, so keep on being you, totally works for me.

I don't want to tell you what I see in the first picture 👀 !LOL

I can imagine, but in reality, I'm totally dying to know. 😂

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I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.

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