Do not smoke; What Does Life Mean?

in Freewriters4 years ago

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Picture was my own, that time I want to try Gayo Cigar

When there is a burning at the tip of the cigarette, before reaching the base, a process of collecting oil occurs, known as nicotine, which functions as a filter. So that the smoke that comes out of the base of the cigarette that is inhaled has become herbal smoke.

At first, I thought it was just a joke; a senior doctor who declined to be named due to ethical concerns that smoking is one of the many cures for Covid-19. Uh, apparently the theory is like that.

No wonder smoking is getting more delicious starting from the middle because the combustion has started to perfect. Like a fragrant kettle, at the beginning, the oil is not too good, but after it is heated enough, the quality of the oil gets better.

Actually there are many smoking secrets that we don't know. Need to dig deeper into the benefits of smoking. Jewish professors will smoke cigarettes when thinking begins to get stuck. It's just that they deliberately cover up the "virtue of smoking" so that people outside the Jews are always immersed in ignorance.

Some time ago, President Jokowi in his accountability speech emphasized, "Don't feel the most religious and don't feel the most Pancasila," but not for tobacco farmers and smokers, they can declare themselves the most Pancasila. Is it true? Let's prove it!

Tobacco farmers start planting by reading, "Bismillahirrahmanirrahim" and reciting prayers so that the tobacco grows perfectly and with the result, it is easy to carry out worship. That attitude is in accordance with the first precept.

Then the tobacco is planted in neat rows to show that farmers are civilized and do not tick swimmers. This attitude is in accordance with the second precept.

In the third principle, the cigarette trade is spread throughout the archipelago so that friendship is established between people and other regions.

The fourth precept; deliberation to discuss something will feel more striking in making decisions in an atmosphere of smoking with a combination of coffee.

While the fifth precept; sharing livelihoods between tobacco farmers and smokers, SPGs, entrepreneurs, and cigarette factory workers.

That is the importance of smoking which produces herbal smoke and is useful for medicine and makes people genuine Pancasila.

Even doctors make patients aware that one of the joys of life is smoking.

"My doctor is sick!" said the patient.

"Do you smoke?" asked the doctor

"That's right Doc" replied the patient.

"You drink liquor?" asked the doctor again.

"That's right Doc" replied the patient.

"Sister playing girl?" asked the doctor sarcastically.

"That's right, Doc" replied the patient shyly.

The patient goes home without asking any further questions and tries with a strong determination to leave smoking, drunk, and not playing with women.

After feeling cured, the patient returns to the doctor again to convey the progress of his efforts.

"My doctor has completely recovered because I no longer smoke, do not get drunk, and do not play women," said the patient proudly.

"Then what does it mean that you are alive?" the doctor said in a flat tone.

Mendale, Aceh Sumatra, Indonesia

Note: This article is a free translation of my writing which has already been posted on other social media and local newspapers.

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