5 Minute Freewrite: annual award for idiots

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https://peakd.com/hive-161155/@daily.prompt/9-april-2025-mariannewests-freewrite-writing-prompt-day-2701-annual-award-for-idiots

Annual award for idiots. Annual award for idiots. I bet that already exists. Or <insert something pithy here about some already existing award for something noteworthy, like an Oscar, but liken people who receive Oscars to idiots>. Aren't we all idiots, anyhow? Or aren't we all geniuses, anyhow? Words mean nothing. Words mean everything. Words mean whatever two people agree they mean. Meaning is nothing. Meaning is meaningless since we make it up. What is meaning? Meaning is two people agreening. I typed agreening. Agreening is turning agreen. I'm agreening with envy. I'm agreening, get me on this boat, get me out of this car. Are you agruning? German greening. Green. Green. Lean machine. Chicken chicken dinner. Oh Cappy oh Cappy, he keeps licking at his leg. Cappy, poor Cappy with the dry skin. It's interesting, my poetry cohort and I all had to write "why we write" essays and I'd say a couple, well, no, I'd say the majority of the group wrote about having been through some trauma. Trauma exists to varying degrees for everyone, of course, but some of it hits harder.