"Madam give me my change, I want to go home please.."
Emmanuel has always been eating at mama Nkechi's restaurant. Although the place is not that cozy as someone would expect, but a little sign board in front of the shop that read " food is ready" told passerby the nature of her endeavor.
Today, after he finished his meal, washed his hands and drank water , mama Nkechi came to get his pay. He brought out a 1000 naira note from his wallet and gave it to her.
She took the money , shove inside her purse and left.
Now, Emmanuel was asking for his change...
He dad been paying 800 naira other days.
So, he decided to ask for his balance.
"Which change"
Mama Nkechi asked as though she didn't know how much he used to pay.
"My change, I have a place to go"
Emmanuel added.
"That food wey you chop na 1000 naira food oo"
Mama Nkechi spoke, looking in a different direction. Like she didn't care.
"What do you mean 1000 naira food?"
Emmanuel asked surprisingly.
"The time that I came to this place , I told you to put soup for me , 800 naira."
Emmanuel added.
"With two piece of meat, na 1000 Emma".
While they were still arguing,
Mama Nkechi left to collect a pay from someone else.
Emma followed her.
"Where do you think you're going. I don't want to have a problem with you please. Give me my change"
"As you put two meat , you for reduce the soup "
"I don't have your time"
Mama Nkechi answered him with a laugh as she was still going.
she got to where the customer was seated, collected the pay and as she opened her purse to slot the money in, Emmanuel dipped his hands into it and took out a note that seemed to be 200 naira. Then tries to run out of the restaurant but was stopped by some men at the door.
"I said no reduction for you"
Mama Nkechi walked down to him and snatched the money from him.
"No reduction for me how?"
"Na my transport money be that oo"
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Some conversations were written in pidgin English.
Pidgin is commonly used by Nigerian on informal occasions.
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