I recently submitted a poem to the Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest. There was no entry fee, so this was a great opportunity to explore my talents in poetry. Although I am not sure if I would consider myself a poet, I am excited to have the chance to enter my first competition.
Penis Sizes
There once was a man from Kent
Whose penis was exceedingly bent
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If it were any bigger, I'd faint
There was a young man from Peru
Whose penis was too good to be true
The ladies would swoon
And beg for a spoon
To measure if it really grew
There was a man from East Anglia
Whose penis was longer than a banania
But he couldn't get laid
No matter how much he was paid
For his girth was smaller than a snailia
So remember, dear friends, when you boast
Of your penis, the thing you love the most
Size doesn't matter, it's true
It's what you do with it that counts, too
And remember to always use a good dose of lube
*I'm kind of embarrassed to show this off now that I read it again haha, but I hope you guys enjoy it.
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