Young Lady. Ha! I could have sworn that we established that I am older than you. What a bastard (read gentleman).
I am very far away from the coffee shop in Jefferson City. I was in San Diego for a minute, but that's not any closer. You'll have to come to Portland, or quadruple upvote every single one of my posts and comments for the rest of the year if you want me to drive anywhere anytime soon cuz I'm broke AF and the registration is due.
But I'd love a cup'O Joe!