Pura is sounding more and more like a really awesome woman.
I'm The Luckiest Guy I Know.. I thought you knew.
Funny. Back in '08 it very well could've been her. The time I knew her she had her own taxi cab driver on redial, took her wherever she needed to go free of charge. She had it made her last years; never paid at her favorite diner anymore where they all knew her name and medical checks at her front door were on the house. We really know how to treat our 100 year olds.
I got a couple drivers licenses just like that, with stamp holes and everything. Weed, beards, dude what can't you grow? Well besides roots, of course. Don't trip, they bore the hella out of me too. Get it? Hellu, that's some Bay Area shit like..
A head of hair...
!gif bald
Alright, so I was gonna crack a joke like spray hair?! No way, what's next? Spray tans?? and got this.
Exactly...
Via Tenor