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It didn't suck at all. = }

If you've ever heard how terrible and uninviting and rude the French are, you read it here first:

B-S!

hahaha I wanted to say "it doesn't suck to be you" but I think I've said that to you before.

On count 1, you're The Luckiest Guy I Know, how do you plea?

Splendid! You spread that joy of yours everywhere you go - it's contagious.