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Yeah, I guess I really dodged a bullet there... or was it an IED? I figured as long as I didn't mention Allah or the supreme leader, nobody would be hijacking planes to come here and give me a geography lesson.

Rumour has it Iran has a Fatwa out against @oldsoulnewb for calling an Iraqi an Iranian. Watch your back Bruce Springsteen!

I'm pretty sure I'll be safe, at least until spring. Nobody in the Middle East is ready for NY winter.