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 3 years ago  

Iraqi. He is. These things happen when a server shows up to a roast in a chef hat.

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 3 years ago  

Yeah right, we only know territory between the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean.

Most of us aren't even that good at that territory, especially south of Texas.

 3 years ago  

No fair, Texas is the big one, everyone knows Texas.

Ouch! Maybe I shoulda left the roasting to this guy!

 3 years ago  

Did you bring your feeling again?

I had one stuck to the bottom of my shoe.

 3 years ago  

Did you crush it?

Oh yeah, might even have left some footprints around the club.

I tried to let everyone off lightly. Testing the waters, so to speak. Maybe next time I'll do a roast special for you... what's your safe word?

BIDDY.

Perfect, it'll be easy to forget.

I just checked on this, and you're right, it was Iraq. Middle Eastern countries all look alike to Americans.