Welcome to Punday Monday!
We’re now posting in Comedy Open Mic: https://peakd.com/c/hive-164166/created, and thanks to @amirtheawesome1, the winner will receive 2HBD from them!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Pranks.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 1 HSBI for a win, 2 HBD for the winner from Comedy Open Mic thanks to @amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
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How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Pranks
As in,
I’m tired of putting a whoopie cushion on the teacher’s chair. I think we should try a different tack.
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Someone pranked me and put eyelashes on my cars headlights.
I was hood winked!
Someone put his hand in my pocket and I asked him why?
He told me that he felt very cold😃
My friend Nikola is really into tennis and I'm always finding a way to prank him-like the old exploding tennis ball trick, or hiding his racket...one time I even put super glue on his headband! He hates me for it, but everytime I get the best of him, I always make sure to tell him, "You just got served!"
I texted my boyfriend that I'm pregnant as a joke, he tot he was becoming a dad and Popped the question.
It's funny when making prank about Macedonia withdrawal from Portugal match due to COVID-19, to give Italy an other chance to qualify،. It's good idea?
I tried to prank my librarian friend with a long rambling story with no point. She checked out in less than 10 seconds.
Mr T is notorious for his campaign against pranks-it all started when Dave Grohl trimmed his Mohawk backstage at the mtv music awards back in the early 90s. Ever since then he organized an anti-prankster committee dubbed The Foo Fighters!
Dave Grohl tried to smooth things over by inviting Mr. T over for a friendly game of table soccer-but T denied the offer, citing that it was "for foos."
We spent a bit of time in Florida recently but we were a little baffled. Everyone was grumpy but they call it the sunshine state? There wasn’t a lot of sunshine in the people!
A man has been playing a grave prank by stealing police car tyres..
The police are working Tirelessly to catch him
i was busy in the shed out back making a new batch of moonshine. then suddenly a friend of mine appeared out of nowhere all dressed in a cop uniform. he scared the daylights out of me.
i wanted to play a joke on my mom so i hid under her bed all evening to wait for her to come to bed. i'd brought apple juice to pour on her sheets and pretend like i had peed, already thinking about it i was laughing to myself but i had to stifle it because i hear the door open.
after she had gotten onto the bed, i slowly crept out. i got ready, and i threw apple juice onto the bed!
i heard her make a noise and then a deep groan. there was a man with her. and my joke didn't work. i just got it all over this man. but he was already deep in cider so he didn't even notice.
deep inside her, get it??
u know this was totally original LOL
I dooooo. That is a cringe and a groan! Love it.
Hey improv, did you hear about the woman who was having a lark? The joke was on her when she delivered a bird.
How's that for two puns in one?
Appreciate the nod of encouragement for the previous week, not sure how I missed it to this point.
Tim
A thief entered a doctor's house to steal it.
The doctor saw him and when he wanted to kill him with a gun، the thief told him drug me first ☺️