Okee dokee, that sounds reasonable... if you send me a mobile phone for that purpose, since i'm already filthy poor. And i promise i wont sell it to get me a hot meal or two.
At the same time i got the feeling that you found a lost case with myself, since my brain is just too stubborn to become a HomoBorg and share some important information out of my life, say like my bowel movements just for the sake of making a worthless crypto coin. But thanks anyway.
BTW, IMHO to your mentioned user many things might be quite difficult, not easy to live as a magister, though nice from him to suggest a pine cone phone... probably lives already much to long "off" of the grid. :D
update...
Oh wait, it's not magister, it's wizard... no!