RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

[notanotherbrandt]

My application to the World's Best @Brandt contest, what does it look like?

Comments

[brandt]

I thought being funny would have been a requirement for entering a comedy contest.

[notanotherbrandt]

Actually I checked the rules and that's not one of them.

[otherbrandt]

[brandt]

lol

[notanotherbrandt]

Crap.

[anotherbrandt]

LOL, literally the only rule and you fucked it up.

[corvidae]

Hi! What's a big fish like you doing in a little---
oh shit, sorry, I thought you were someone else. You look just like..
wait...
omg
lol
you're that guy whose
um
your thing
lol
it doesn't
you can't
omfg
I gotta go.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[otherbrandt]

Did shomeone say World's Besht @Brandt? Here I am

[brandt]

Go away.

[otherbrandt]

Knock knock.

[brandt]

Go away. And I hope your laptop catches fire.

[otherbrandt]

well I hope you car cashes flat tire.

[brandt]

Well I hope YOUR car breaks down.

[otherbrandt]

my car couldnt cash a breakdown if it tried

[dandays]

Have any of you read any of this?

[otherbrandt]

i really cant remember if i'm being honesht

[dandays]

Is that like I really only remember if I'm not lying or no?

[otherbrandt]

yesh