RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

[otherbrandt]

no i jush trink them right out of the bottle i like to shkirt them right into my mouth. acshly shomtimes i guesh if the whishky bottlesh low i shkirt them rightinto the whishky bottle and shake it up and that ushully holdsh me over tillthe lickershtores opne in the morning

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[corvidae]

Do you have a name for that cocktail?
I'm catching a buzz just smelling your breath.

[otherbrandt]

never thought about that before, maybe The Mouth Sanitizer?

[corvidae]

Oh. You're sober now.

[otherbrandt]

Not for long.

[corvidae]

Want me to shotgun you some Mouth Sanitizer?
You have really nice eyes.

[otherbrandt]

Sure!

And thanks, I gouged them out of Cthulhu's face myself.

[corvidae]

Wow, that sounds like a fascinating story and I'd love to hear more about that over a drink.
k ready? This sanitizer cocktail is made from smoky scotch residue. I was thinking we could call it the Insanitizer. After you.