Hahahaha, you did it! You actually want to see the thugs behind Valueplan face to face eh? 
And nope mate, that riding thingy may look like a candy cane. But whoever who have a great sense of humor quickly will realize that all those white and red sections are not going to disappear with just four or five blowjobs. They will definitely have to pay much more than 200 HBD to achieve it. 