HOW TO BE A TECH BRO

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Technology;
The measure of human development and civilization.
Without technology, we wouldn't have phones and cars and Twitter (okay, maybe this isn't such a bad thing not to have) and most importantly, we wouldn't have oreos.

Just like every field, technology has its experts.
And the most popular of these experts by a long shot are the people we call "tech Bros".

Now I'm sure we've all heard of tech Bros,
and no I'm not talking about that guy that talks about NFTs all day.

I'm talking about the real deal,
and in this article,
I'm going to be giving you an exclusive guide on how to be a certified tech bro.

Now if you're a lady reading this and you're thinking "but I'm a girl."
It doesn't matter. The term "tech bro" is unisex.
It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl or even a dog.
Tech bro is tech bro.

To all the people on this platform that are aspiring to be tech bros and start making millions, today is your lucky day.
Now of course the most important thing about being a tech bro is learning coding, but for some reason there's a misconception that you have to be so good that you can make apps to detect herpes or something.

Nah.

All you need to do is learn how to write "hello word" in Python and you're good to go.

To anyone that disagrees, is that not tech??

Once you've gotten this down, congratulations, you're on your way to becoming a tech bro.
All you need to do now is adopt the other characteristics of tech bro culture which I'm here to help you with.

So without further ado,
It's time for the breakdown!

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TECH BRO STARTER PACK

1. HOODIES/TURTLENECK

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A tech bro without hoodies or turtleneck is no tech bro at all.
This is literally tech bro 101. forget about coding,
this is the most important thing.

And make sure you get black or gray colours.
If you see a tech bro with brightly colored hoodies or turtlenecks, that person is an imposter and probably uses an Android.

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2. IPHONES/MACBOOK

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Certified tech Bros Never use an Android.
and if you wanna be a certified tech bro, you must follow suit.
Even if your Android can zoom ×100000 and see the craters on the moon, get an iPhone.
and if you can only afford iPhone 5,
buy it.
Just make sure you're using an iphone.

And as for your laptop,
certified tech Bros only use MacBooks,
now I understand that the price of a MacBook is enough to buy land
but there's a solution....

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3. STICKERS

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What better way to make people know you're a tech bro than by covering your laptop with stickers.

I mean,
normal people also use laptops
you wouldn't want people to think you're normal, so stickers help distinguish tech Bros from others.

And when I say stickers, I don't mean stickers from your church, I mean stickers of tech companies like Google, Facebook, internet explorer...
whatever.

As long as it's techy... and sticky.

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4. HEADPHONES

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Get an headphone,
even if all you're going to do is hang it around your neck.
Just make sure you have one.

As a techbro, you must not listen to sound the same way normal people do.

Wired earphones, earbuds...
ew!
Headphones are the way,
the bigger and more complicated looking,
the better.

And bonus points if they are black or grey.

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5. AFRO/DREADLOCKS/DYED HAIR

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How can you have a boring ass haircut like buzzcut and call yourself a tech bro.
Tech Bros are spontaneous and their hair is a reflection of that.

Your head can't be looking plain and you call yourself a tech bro.
Now some of you might be thinking "what does hair have to do with tech?"
If you're thinking that, then you're not ready to be a tech bro.

But to the rest of you that are ready to make the leap,

get an afro, dye it, get some dreads,
Heck, get a mohawk.
As long as your hair would make people question you.

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6. FACE CAP AND GLASSES

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This is a good alternative for those that don't have hair to style
I'm looking at you Jeff bezos

Also an alternative for people that sweat easily.

If you can't wear a hoodie,
get a face cap and glasses combo.

It doesn't matter if you can see properly,
just wear the glasses.

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7. ANIME

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A tech bro without anime is like a cat without fur...
pointless.

Even if you only Know one anime, make it your identity. make sure everyone knows that you love this anime.

But make sure you don't watch hentai.
If you don't know what hentai is, then you're on a good path.
Continue on that path.

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8. CROCS

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Out of all the options I've listed so far, this is the only one that I can confidently say is a bad thing.

Crocs are an insult to humanity.
But, it's a necessity to enter the guild of tech Bros.

If not for that, I would have told you to stay far away from those abominations to feet.

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CONCLUSION

Now, a lot of you might be wondering why there was no tech related tip in my ultimate guide to being a tech bro.

Being a tech bro is 10% actual tech and 90% looking like a tech bro.

And as the saying goes, dress for the job you want.

So yea, get a freaking hoodie.

Good luck on your tech bro journey, and when you start making millions, remember to give me my percentage for helping you
or I'll sue.

Thank you for reading.

Stay buzzing,

Maximus✍🏾

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How crazy! but it's true. I don't want to be that, or do I already am?

I know many people who only lack that, the hood, the glasses so they can't see anything. I remembered many people with that style, the haircut ha,ha,ha,ha and I think you missed to walk with the lost look, that is to say, to see, but not to see anything.

They know little about technology, but to screen (to give a vision of what they are not) that is their north ha,ha,ha,ha.

I have laughed a lot with all these things. Keep on studying to become that ha,ha,ha,ha

Thanks for the suggestions @writermaximus

I know many people who only lack that, the hood, the glasses so they can't see anything. I remembered many people with that style, the haircut ha,ha,ha,ha and I think you missed to walk with the lost look, that is to say, to see, but not to see anything.

😂😂😂😂😂

They know little about technology, but to screen (to give a vision of what they are not) that is their north ha,ha,ha,ha.

Exactly 😂
But they know enough to qualify

I have laughed a lot with all these things. Keep on studying to become that ha,ha,ha,ha

I'm glad I was able to make you laugh 🤗
Thank you so much for reading

Mucho gracias!💙

Funny but true, I know a few guys who are into tech. The only thing they lack is the afro/dreadlocks.

Your points made me laugh all through, thanks for sharing.

Funny but true, I know a few guys who are into tech. The only thing they lack is the afro/dreadlocks.

One thing I know for sure is that out of those 8 things, all tech Bros must have at least 5

It is law😂😂😂

Your points made me laugh all through, thanks for sharing.

I'm so glad they were able to make you laugh

Thanks for reading 🤗🙌🏻

I don't really agree with the hair though.. but yeah, the hoodie and the Macbook is just right. I guess I am not yet a tech bro 😪

Yeaa
Out of all the starter pack items, the hair is the least consistent among tech Bros.

I guess I am not yet a tech bro 😪

This man you're too humble🤲🏼
Tech Bros that are aspiring to be like you🌚🌚

Even if you only Know one anime, make it your identity. make sure everyone knows that you love this anime.

Lol this is so funny. I know a guy(techbro of course) who does the exact same thing and people buy it all the time! XD

The hoodie thing is 100% legit. Although the hair... Ever heard of marques brownley?👀

Crocs are an insult to humanity.

Louder bro! Louder!!!

Lol this is so funny. I know a guy(techbro of course) who does the exact same thing and people buy it all the time! XD

😂😂😂
Tech bros don't have time to watch a lot of anime so they make one their whole life
And it's usually one piece😑

The hoodie thing is 100% legit. Although the hair... Ever heard of marques brownley?👀

MKBHD??

that's true o
And he's like the ultimate tech bro😂😂

Louder bro! Louder!!!

I see you're a fellow man of culture 🥂

And it's usually one piece!

Good God... You nailed it!😑

Man of culture? °_° .... Hehe, I guess I am :)

I agree with everything on tech bro starter pack except stickers and crocs.

I also find that for the haircut, most “hackers” in movies are shown to have Afro hair. African-American characters anyways.

This post wasn’t what I though it would be when I clicked. It’s better. Great job man!

I agree with everything on tech bro starter pack except stickers and crocs.

Crocs might be an exception but stickers???
Come on man, those guys are obsessed

This post wasn’t what I though it would be when I clicked. It’s better. Great job man!

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Thank you so much man
This means a lot🤗

If you’re not wearing a black hoodie and wearing backpack can you even be a hacker?

A valid question 🤲🏼

A hacker without black hoodie and backpack is like a cowboy without cows

It just doesn't make any sense

Black hoodies, backpack, MacBook and sneakers. Trademarks of a techbro

Backpaaaacccckk

That's a very good one o
I forgot to add that one

Even if it's just one jotter in that bag

They'll carry it😂😂😂

Those dudes never miss the backpack memo.

Every programmer first test is how to type hello world

And from that "hello world" opens a new realm of possibilities🤲🏼🤲🏼🤲🏼

It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl or even a dog

You should be fined for this 😂 a dog? Oh come on! That's vawulence!

Oh my goodness! So you actually gave tips on how to look like a tech Bro and not be one exactly.

To hell with 90%, you're just giving what you can give.... We want to be the 10% tech Bro please 😂

But seriously, you're so on point with this guide on looking like a tech bro... That headphone, hoodies, stickers and iPhone thing is a sure thing.

And that concluded to say "To be a tech bro, you've got to have the money" huh?

You should be fined for this 😂 a dog? Oh come on! That's vawulence!

Hey
Dogs gotta make money too na🌚

Oh my goodness! So you actually gave tips on how to look like a tech Bro and not be one exactly.

Dress for the job you want merit🌚🌚
You can only be a tech bro if you dress like a tech bro

To hell with 90%, you're just giving what you can give.... We want to be the 10% tech Bro please 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's not how it works my dear
You better go and buy hoodie🌚

But seriously, you're so on point with this guide on looking like a tech bro... That headphone, hoodies, stickers and iPhone thing is a sure thing.

I know say na iphone14prpomaxinfinity you dey use🤲🏼

And that concluded to say "To be a tech bro, you've got to have the money" huh?

Abi na😂😂😂😂

You whole point is that I look like a tech Bro and not be one.
No problem, thanks for the guide 😏

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You can just smell a tech bro from a mile away, MacBook, hoodie and no girlfriend