The trouble is finding someone with brains AND street smarts.
Most intelligent people couldn't plan a heist, because they really do not know what to plan for.
But the jaguar has the brains and the brawns AND the looks.
And if you have all that, how much is money actually useful?
Maybe those two could sing the duet Petshop Boys & Dusty Springfield "What Have I Done To Deserve This?"
Java might want to become a multi-billionaire just so he can buy every Morebucks location and convert them into public toilets. Or maybe litter boxes.
Better than dropping that money on continuous fireworks show... maybe